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Believe in Magic by Clowns4TheLord Believe in Magic :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 1 0 Dreaming by Clowns4TheLord Dreaming :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 0 0
Twenty Tears to Asphodel Ch. 2
A hand on her shoulder jerked Raj out of her memories. Andre stood over her, watching with understanding eyes.
"I thought you would come here." Raj diverted her eyes to the little statue still clutched in her hand. "You miss him don't you?"
A flash of lightning paired with deafening thunder sent Raj lurching back into Andre, who closed his hands protectively around her shoulders. Just then, in the doorway, a ghostly-white figure poked its head inside. Andre didn't seem to notice the boy, but Raj did. He resembled Raj in almost every way- the snowy hair and pale skin accompanied by a small stature that gazed with observant gray eyes all matched the features on Raj.
"Did you see that?" She asked Andre.
"Yeah, that lightning looked like it could have come in the window." He remarked, leading Raj out of the exhibit to the exit.
"Not the lightning, the ghost boy. Did you see him?"
"What are you talking about Raj? Nobody else was in there except for us."
"He was there, I know it." Andre bega
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Twenty Tears to Asphodel Ch. 1
Far away from the world that most people believe is the one and only reality, there is a country called Amicitiae. It is a land upheld through the imaginations of children. It is a place every child hears of in stories and fairy tales, and a world every child dreams of. Many beings reside in Amicitiae, such as fairies, elves, unicorns, centaurs, dragons and such a number more, I would be naming the creatures for countless years.
The story you are about to read centers around a very special creature, one I am sure none of you have ever heard of. It is called a wiggin. But you will learn more about these humanoid hybrids later. For now, let us get on with the story at hand.
We begin with a girl named Rajata Myles, though you would be rewarded with a knuckle sandwich if you called her that. Raj was her preferred name. Anyway, she was one of the children who knew about Amicitiae and what lived there. Wiggins were created by her writing down every detail about them that came into her head.
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To Kill a Mockingbird meets Abbey Road by Clowns4TheLord To Kill a Mockingbird meets Abbey Road :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 3 0 Zsa Zsa in Captivity by Clowns4TheLord Zsa Zsa in Captivity :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 0 0 Distant Light by Clowns4TheLord Distant Light :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 0 0 Phantom by Clowns4TheLord Phantom :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 0 0
Poem for the Tell-Tale Heart
Mad I am not
Listen how I tell
How on that eighth night
From my grasp the lantern fell
I was rid of that one vulture eye
That caused my blood run cold
Dull and blue and thinly veiled
Now watch my tale unfold
The man of course I loved him so
At midnight I snuck to his door
Cautious, mysterious, quick and quiet
To watch him sleep was near a chore
Accidently the old man woke
When he heard my lantern slip
And so after such a time of waiting
I opened the lantern just a chip
Then I saw the blue I loathed
It froze the marrow in all my bone
Then another tormenting sound
I feared my deed be known
The old man's heart I knew I heard
Louder every moment!
I feared so- neighbors would know
My patience had been spent
Into the room I threw myself
The bed I flung on him
I rid myself of heart and eye
Now cut off every limb
I was hasty, I was silent
He was dead, stone cold dead
And with a tub to catch all blood
Off came arms and legs and head!
Underfoot each piece was placed
So cleverly cunning, no man's
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Big Fairy Man by Clowns4TheLord Big Fairy Man :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 1 0 A Wiggin by Clowns4TheLord A Wiggin :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 0 0 The Broken Timepiece by Clowns4TheLord The Broken Timepiece :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 1 0 Jedi Collage by Clowns4TheLord Jedi Collage :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 0 0 Jill is Blown into Narnia by Clowns4TheLord Jill is Blown into Narnia :iconclowns4thelord:Clowns4TheLord 5 2
       You know that feeling when you believe that something could never happen in your life, and then suddenly, it does happen? Yeah, that's what I feel like right now. I never thought something like this would hit so close to home.
       Everybody hears about these things. Job loss, cancer, death of a loved one, family being sent to Afganistan- the list could go on forever. The truth is that we hear about it but it isn't real to us until we experience it.
       I never thought it could happen. Sure, I knew people that this had happened to, but it was never real. Now when people talk about it, it hurts. I know what it feels like to have somebody in my own home suffering. I didn't want my worst fears coming true, but they have. I asked God so many times before I found out "Please don't let it be true. Please let me be wrong again." I had thought the worst so many times and had bee
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Broken world, Dream land
I'm living in a broken world
There's nothing left to do
Around me buzz the sounds of people
Their words never seem to break through
Invisible am I
I'm barely even here
These people wouldn't notice me
To them, I give a sneer
Do you really need to broadcast
Every single word?
Gossip, profanity, complaints, that useless language
It can all be heard
You'd never think I'm listening
My face is hidden in a book
But I know what you think is secret
Your volume needs some work
While some will choose to talk
No, shout and scream
Across hallways and rooms
Others, like I, use silent words to dream
I know a better place is waiting
It's ready just for me
My world of dreams is quiet and sweet
A place where I can flee.
The broken world would be no more
No trace of it left behind
There's more to life than this
Trust me, it's something worth a find
This place I know of is made for those who believe
Whoever should dare to have dreams
Beyond this world of broken people, problems ignored
In this world that'
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Your Knives, My Pens
He was the boy that sat alone in class. The one with his headphones always in, blasting them at extremely loud volumes to block out the cruel world around him. The world of hateful words and nasty remarks. Of school-side beatings and hate around every corner. A world where music was the only thing that could block it all out, and, even if it's only for a couple minutes, make you happy.
That was his world.
The world where you were damned to hell if you were a "goth" or "emo". If you were a guy who wore makeup, you were labelled as a "fag". A world where you were constantly laughed at for everything that you are. It wasn't a pleasant place. It wasn't a world that anyone wanted to be in-they just were.
He was the boy with the scars on his wrists. It all started when high school started, which was when the teasing skyrocketed to an all time high. They called him goth, emo, cutter, freak, fag, homo. When he finally decided that he couldn't handle it anymore, he went home sliced his w
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The Light
In the abyss that we call home,
on the top of the highest hill,
a small glimmer of light shines through
We don't know what that light could be,
but every time we see it,
even for an instant when it comes and goes
we get a strange feeling
my mother once told me that feeling is called
We grab on to that feeling with all our might,
and someday, we will get out of this abyss,
and join up with the beautiful light
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Mock The Kids
Mock the Kids
People in control!
Beat them up!
Show them no mercy.
They don't deserve it.
Pain they must endure it all day long.
No one should show them kindness.
They are here to suffer.
Bind them in chains of depression.
Drain their lives and leave them empty.
No life and now soul.
Only an empty shell!
A tool without emotions!
A tool for war!
They are our weapons of destruction.
Use them how you wish.
Torture them and hurt them as much as you want.
When they get ill let them suffer from it.
Lock them in the dark room of shadows.
At night rape them and leave no hope in their heart.
Their tears will be our water.
Their pain will be our strength.
Their demise will be our redemption.
Our power will be their death.
Our wills will be their rules.
Our lives will be their graves.
They have only one purpose and that is to die.
They do not deserve kindness and love.
Hate them and mock them.
The light of the day will never reach them.
Only the dark of the night will shine upon their burn souls.
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The Happy Days
Do you remember those happy days in our lives?
When we lived in a time of imagination and happiness?
We had boxes of crayons and markers with sheets of paper under our feet
And we drew away what we saw in our young minds
Do you remember that time when you laughed with a golden smile?
We painted with our hands and drew our happy family
We didn't care about the world around us at that time
We were living in our land of make believe
Do you remember that time when you played with your toys?
Imagination made them seem real and they were our closet friends
Now they are just pieces of plastic and wool
They are no longer real to us anymore
Do you remember that time when we grew up?
The world finally came clear to us
The world we thought was a good place is now a prison
The sun doesn't shine anymore and we have inanimate friends
The drawings you made are pointless
The tribes you join are your family
Mommy and daddy get in constant fights about the green paper
The world finally came down and our
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I'm a weird kid, with an immeasureable amount of quirks.
I drink applesauce and don't care who stares at me.
Some of my biggest heroes in life include Atticus Finch, Qui-Gon Jinn, and Albus Dumbledore.
I believe socks aren't supposed to match anything- not even themselves.
Once there's a pencil in my hand, I have a nearly unstoppable urge to doodle.
But I guess that's all just called being a teenager.
Alrighty then, I've been tagged by LilyBlossom.

1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 10 people.

1: How do you feel about doing this? THE TAGG THINGY!!!
A: I haven't really legitimately been tagged before, but it's cool.

2: What do you perfer a mokaracoongarooird (a monkey, racoon and kangaroo hybrid WITH WINGS and that has the ability to fly!!! ) or a seauniconwithataillikeasnakeiger (a seahorse with a unicorn horn [that can protect you if you wanna go under wather so you don't get killed] and the swilly tail is a snake but has strips (in anycolor) like a tiger and can it turn into a tiger on land!!!!.
A: hmmm... all of the above!

3.Tocos or Burritos? (well I don't want either....Not a fan of beans but if they don't got any than sure)
A: I like tacos, if they don't fall apart. I like eating the shell like it's a big chip. But burritos are really good too...

4. you like anime? If you do do you like it better than the American kind?
A: Does Avatar Last Airbender qualify as anime? Cuz otherwise, not really.

5: Do you wish to wake up one mornig to find 5 golden rings, a peanut butter jar with a packet of oreos or a vegetarian zombie Elvis eating a PPB and banana sandwich?
A: Peanut butter jar and oreos.

6: If you spilled a glass of a words what would it look like?
A: Yoda language. Speak in Yoda, I do.

7:Which one do you do more often (AND YOU MUST ANSWER ONE!!!) you randomly go up to a stranger and start yelling at him/her or do you go to your mirror to make funny faces.
A: Make funny faces in the mirror

8: Do you really believe 7 ate 9? If so do you think that that's how 7 got lucky?
A: No, it's all a conspiracy theory. The truth is that three is going undercover as seven and it was the one that ate nine. Three is in cahoots with eight so they can take over 9 more easily. Eight hates being teased like that with the whole ate eight thing.

9: Which is more luckier? 69, 666, FFF, 13,? (also a bonus between 3 and 7 which is luckier?)
A: 13, but don't be the first to get up from a table of 13 or you'll die soon. And 7 is the most powerfully magical number, so it's the best.

10: Now... for the real thing....Do you think people eat PB&J more or PB&H (peanutbutter and honey)?


Alrighty then, Question #1.... What's the capital of New Zealand? ('Cause I honestly don't know )
A: Uhh... You told me this, Lauren! Why don't I remember?!

Question #2: Did you think that was random? Do you think it shouldn't have been on here?
A: No. Just because I know the person this is coming from.

Question #3: What the HECK is a Hufflepuff?
A: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders! *looks around and then quietly sits down with a stupid smile on face*

Question #4: Did you understand the joke in Question #4? (If you did, you are totally awesome! ... Haha, did you get that joke?)
A: It was question 3, and ALWAYS!

Question #5: Do you like the questions I've set for you so far? Do you think they should be more about YOU?
A: But they are about me! They're about Hufflepuffs!

Question #6: Okay, here's one about you. Have you been tagged before? Like, before I tagged you?
A: I don't think so.

Question #7: Do you like being tagged? Do you not like being tagged?
A: I'm pretty indifferent to the whole thing.

Question #9: What's your favorite color?
A: Forest green/Army green.

Question #10: What do you like on your pizza?
A: Meat!!!!!

Question #11: Did you notice how I skipped #8? Did you just check (ya cheater)?
A: Once I saw that this was question 11.

I will come back later and do this...


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dreamingofsunshine Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student
Thanks for the favourite, I really appreciate it! :hug:
Clowns4TheLord Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! :)
Lillibeth13 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
heyy thankyou for faving my "Goodbye" drawing. means alot :)
Clowns4TheLord Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! :)
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